Netflix Commercial Best Burns | Space Force 2025

VIDEO Netflix Best Burns | Space Force TV commercial 2020 • Somebody better call the Space Force, because this video just burned a hole in the Ozone. 00:00 - Maybe you could be more... 00:02 Take off... 00:03 Ah, god. 00:04 Um. 00:06 Don't corner me into saying something offensive, please. 00:09 - Jeans and $100,000 worth of diamonds. 00:12 That's a good look. 00:13 - It's a confusing look. 00:14 I don't know whether she's going to 00:16 Cinderella's ball or a pig roast. 00:18 - Well, well, look who it is, boys. 00:21 General Mark Nerd. 00:23 - Clever. 00:24 I suppose if I tried real hard I could come up with 00:26 a humorous spin on your last name. 00:28 General Grabaston. 00:30 - Scientists are weird. 00:32 It's why you're the only Muppet that speaks nonsense, 00:34 even Animal uses words. 00:35 - Mark is a little chunkball who looks like Uncle Fester, 00:39 with an ass so tight he can make diamonds 00:41 from the corn in his turd. 00:43 - Excuses are like assholes, Naird. 00:46 And you are a huge excuse. 00:48 - Mark's wife had to go to maximum security prison 00:52 just to escape her marriage? 00:54 - General Naird, you steaming pile of vomit. 00:56 I hope you die. 00:58 - Mark is the appendix of Space Force, useless, 01:01 and one day it will explode. 01:03 - What you don't know about this place could fill 01:04 a giant underground silo that you don't even know exists. 01:07 - Mm, is that where they keep your office? 01:10 - If all else fails you can feign incompetence, 01:12 which shouldn't be a problem. 01:13 - See you on the flip, mustache. 01:15 - Hey, candies are for my visitors. 01:18 - Oh I'm sorry, do you also own a van, you fucking creep? 01:22 - Step aside, Gomer. 01:25 - Sir, I need to see some Space Force ID 01:27 to let anyone inside. 01:29 - Here is my Space Force ID. 01:32 (rumbles) 01:38 - Why are all these seams pointing to my penis? 01:40 - Oh I'm so sorry, are you Tommy Hilfiger? 01:42 - What? - No, are you Hugo Boss? 01:43 - Who? 01:44 - No, then shut the fuck up and bap it. 01:47 - Nice guy. - Don't. 01:48 - Yeah, no feels like a good match. 01:51 - Shut up. 01:52 - I mean, he's gotta be the nicest of all 01:53 the creepy older Russian dudes 01:54 that you could be ruining your life with, right? 01:58 - And who are you dating? 02:00 The clutch on your helicopter? 02:01 - God, why are you all so lame? 02:03 (sighs) 02:03 I find your presence grating. 02:08 - Oh. 02:09 - And it's hot. 02:10 (mumbles) 02:12 - Is it gonna be hot? 02:14 Yeah, we're gonna be in the desert, what else? 02:16 - To be clear, I don't want you. 02:18 You're an unfortunate necessity, 02:20 like tipping, or colonoscopies. 02:24 Your paper was... 02:27 Absolutely redundant crap, you nut sack. 02:30 Well, you laid down like a hooker on Quaalude. 02:33 His eyes were empty like a department store mannequin. 02:37 - Don't take this the wrong way, 02:38 but you could use some mouthwash. 02:41 - Ah, well perhaps the breath refreshment sector 02:44 is where you should redirect your efforts. 02:47 That feels a bit more feasible for you. 02:49 - You mother is still alive? 02:51 - Yes. 02:52 - Impressive. 02:53 You know, a lot of centenarians are living 02:57 long healthy lives, probably due to better nutrition. 02:59 - How old do you think I am? 03:02 - Um, hm. 03:04 Adrian Mallory quit today. 03:06 - Why? 03:07 Did you make him dinner? 03:08 - Gender roles, offensive and out of date. 03:12 Just like you. 03:14 But I don't have to listen to it anymore. 03:16 Good luck with your retirement, Kick. 03:18 And I say that facetiously, because you are a crook, 03:20 and a womanizer, and I hate your guts. 03:23 God that felt good!- advertisement spot 2020