Netflix Commercial Best Burns | Space Force spot commercial 2024
VIDEO Netflix Best Burns | Space Force TV commercial 2020 • Somebody better call the Space Force, because this video just burned a hole in the Ozone.
00:00 - Maybe you could be more...
00:02 Take off...
00:03 Ah, god.
00:04 Um.
00:06 Don't corner me into saying something offensive, please.
00:09 - Jeans and $100,000 worth of diamonds.
00:12 That's a good look.
00:13 - It's a confusing look.
00:14 I don't know whether she's going to
00:16 Cinderella's ball or a pig roast.
00:18 - Well, well, look who it is, boys.
00:21 General Mark Nerd.
00:23 - Clever.
00:24 I suppose if I tried real hard I could come up with
00:26 a humorous spin on your last name.
00:28 General Grabaston.
00:30 - Scientists are weird.
00:32 It's why you're the only Muppet that speaks nonsense,
00:34 even Animal uses words.
00:35 - Mark is a little chunkball who looks like Uncle Fester,
00:39 with an ass so tight he can make diamonds
00:41 from the corn in his turd.
00:43 - Excuses are like assholes, Naird.
00:46 And you are a huge excuse.
00:48 - Mark's wife had to go to maximum security prison
00:52 just to escape her marriage?
00:54 - General Naird, you steaming pile of vomit.
00:56 I hope you die.
00:58 - Mark is the appendix of Space Force, useless,
01:01 and one day it will explode.
01:03 - What you don't know about this place could fill
01:04 a giant underground silo that you don't even know exists.
01:07 - Mm, is that where they keep your office?
01:10 - If all else fails you can feign incompetence,
01:12 which shouldn't be a problem.
01:13 - See you on the flip, mustache.
01:15 - Hey, candies are for my visitors.
01:18 - Oh I'm sorry, do you also own a van, you fucking creep?
01:22 - Step aside, Gomer.
01:25 - Sir, I need to see some Space Force ID
01:27 to let anyone inside.
01:29 - Here is my Space Force ID.
01:32 (rumbles)
01:38 - Why are all these seams pointing to my penis?
01:40 - Oh I'm so sorry, are you Tommy Hilfiger?
01:42 - What? - No, are you Hugo Boss?
01:43 - Who?
01:44 - No, then shut the fuck up and bap it.
01:47 - Nice guy. - Don't.
01:48 - Yeah, no feels like a good match.
01:51 - Shut up.
01:52 - I mean, he's gotta be the nicest of all
01:53 the creepy older Russian dudes
01:54 that you could be ruining your life with, right?
01:58 - And who are you dating?
02:00 The clutch on your helicopter?
02:01 - God, why are you all so lame?
02:03 (sighs)
02:03 I find your presence grating.
02:08 - Oh.
02:09 - And it's hot.
02:10 (mumbles)
02:12 - Is it gonna be hot?
02:14 Yeah, we're gonna be in the desert, what else?
02:16 - To be clear, I don't want you.
02:18 You're an unfortunate necessity,
02:20 like tipping, or colonoscopies.
02:24 Your paper was...
02:27 Absolutely redundant crap, you nut sack.
02:30 Well, you laid down like a hooker on Quaalude.
02:33 His eyes were empty like a department store mannequin.
02:37 - Don't take this the wrong way,
02:38 but you could use some mouthwash.
02:41 - Ah, well perhaps the breath refreshment sector
02:44 is where you should redirect your efforts.
02:47 That feels a bit more feasible for you.
02:49 - You mother is still alive?
02:51 - Yes.
02:52 - Impressive.
02:53 You know, a lot of centenarians are living
02:57 long healthy lives, probably due to better nutrition.
02:59 - How old do you think I am?
03:02 - Um, hm.
03:04 Adrian Mallory quit today.
03:06 - Why?
03:07 Did you make him dinner?
03:08 - Gender roles, offensive and out of date.
03:12 Just like you.
03:14 But I don't have to listen to it anymore.
03:16 Good luck with your retirement, Kick.
03:18 And I say that facetiously, because you are a crook,
03:20 and a womanizer, and I hate your guts.
03:23 God that felt good!- advertisement spot 2020
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