Netflix Commercial Best Dad Jokes 2025

VIDEO Netflix Best Dad Jokes TV commercial 2020 • What would Father's Day be without a couple of Dad jokes? Netflix is the world's leading streaming entertainment service with 183 million paid memberships in over 190 countries enjoying TV series, documentaries and feature films across a wide variety of genres and languages. Members can watch as much as they want, anytime, anywhere, on any internet-connected screen. Members can play, pause and resume watching, all without commercials or commitments. 00:00 - Hello. 00:01 Sir, Brooks, Radigan. 00:03 - Radigan. 00:04 Reese told us all about you. 00:06 Just your name, but that's all I needed 00:08 to run the background check. (laughing) 00:12 Jerry Lieberman. 00:13 Come in, Brooks. 00:14 - Sure. 00:15 - Before you have a chance to change your mind. (laughing) 00:18 - You know what they say, early bird catches the worm. 00:21 You know what the night owl catches? 00:22 - What? 00:23 - Rats. 00:24 - Yeah, well I'd rather eat a rat than a worm. 00:26 - (laughing) Having tried both, 00:28 I think you would prefer the worms. 00:30 Rats are very sinewy in texture. 00:33 Worms go down quite easily. 00:34 That's why I-- 00:35 (blender whirring) 00:38 - Oh, well you'd better get some sleep 00:39 'cause first thing in the morning, 00:40 we're gonna talk about your new work schedule. 00:42 And just like that shovel, 00:45 it's gonna be heavy. 00:46 - Damn, Brooks. 00:48 You did all that just to raise money for Yale? 00:51 I would've sold a non-vital organ 00:53 if I'd known it meant that much to ya. 00:55 There's a reason God gave us two kidneys. 00:58 That spare kidney is just a rainy day cash cow 01:00 sittin' there. 01:02 - Oh, it's like regular Thanksgiving, but it's in March. 01:05 It's a family tradition. 01:06 - Oh my God, that's so fun. 01:08 - You should come. 01:10 - Yeah. 01:12 - Oh, well I don't wanna... 01:15 - You don't wanna wait 'til November for turkey. 01:19 (laughing) 01:20 - Hey, don't forget me. 01:21 - For what? 01:22 - It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 01:23 And unless you had a daughter I don't know about, 01:25 I'm your girl. 01:26 - [Narrator] Michael had first made this joke 01:27 when George Michael was six. 01:29 - Well, she's not my daughter, 01:31 but it's about as close as I'm gonna get. 01:33 - I'm a good little girl. 01:35 - [Narrator] It was a joke Micheal was starting 01:36 to grow concerned about as it had not worn well with age. 01:40 - Hey Dad, they're out of sanitary napkins 01:42 in the ladies washroom. (laughing) 01:46 - Weird kid. 01:48 - I think your daughter is a very... 01:50 - Do not try to define her, Brooks. 01:52 It will mess up your early fourties. 01:55 - So I guess you're the air conditioning guy? 01:58 - Oh, oh this? 01:59 No, no, I just like the ease of a onesie. 02:01 - Oh, you have not changed one bit. 02:03 How do you not age? 02:04 - I wash my face with shampoo. 02:06 (laughing) 02:08 - This boy is clearly an idiot like this umpire. 02:10 Well, do you think John McEnroe would let that umpire 02:12 tell him that he's not beautiful? 02:14 No. 02:15 He would stand up for himself. 02:17 - So I should beat up Ben Gross? 02:20 - That's sweet but come on, let's be real. 02:25 - I'm being as real as a cinder block. 02:28 - Are you sure? 02:29 I can just keep Henry outside. 02:30 - Can I get him anything? 02:31 Rack of ribs? 02:33 - (laughing) Yes. 02:34 - I only wish that 02:36 my parents could have been here to see this. 02:41 But they were unable to get flights from New Jersey in time.- advertisement spot 2020